yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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