Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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