I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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