woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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