Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
