He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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