Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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