Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i came on her dog
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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