I can tuck mytits in my pants
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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