All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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