It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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