Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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