There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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