physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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