its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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