What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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