You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
This is my life. Enjoy the view
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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