susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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