She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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