what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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