I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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