Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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