The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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