I look better un-naked...
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
