Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm really busy with my period
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