Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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