sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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