Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Shame is for Republicans.
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