Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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