fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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