im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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