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U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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