I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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