I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Please don't give away my fajitas
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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