awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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