I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
This girl is more easily done than said...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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