I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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