3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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