dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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