that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
