Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
BRING THE BAGELS
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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