with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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