Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
