Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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