Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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