That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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