i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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