She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
how drunk are you?
Several
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
