And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
