Im at strip club and am horny
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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