You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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