8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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